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Friendly Crumudgeons Chat Meannings

Posted Sun, 2008-01-27 15:15 by ucbearskin

The Friendly Crumudgeon has spent a bit of time in chat ( see "a bit of time" meaning days, weeks, months ) He has learned a few hidden fact of conversation let me share them with you.
WHAT YOU HEAR-----------------WHAT THEY/YOU MEAN-----
SAY
YOU: HI........................................ You asked for this

YEARS OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH THE FRIENDLY CRUMUDGEON

Posted Sat, 2006-12-16 16:05 by ucbearskin

" Merry Christmas welcome to---- Dont go there old man. It is 17 degrees out side my zipper is broken and I can only find one glove"
"Merry Christmas welcome to----- Oh my God your still here!!Look i just walked from the back of the parking lot (5 blocks at least)my feet hurt alreay , dont go there."
"Merry Christmas welcome too---- Jeeeeze dont you ever give up?I just climbed over a 6 foot snow bank, skated over 7 feet of parking lot,and fell on my not so small ass....dont go there"

The Music Plays

Posted Sun, 2006-10-29 13:22 by ucbearskin

The bar is dark and crowded and the music plays.
There you are my friend.
We've laughed and talked before, superficial, noting more. But wait-- this time--
Your eyes, they're deeper tonight. What do they see? They draw me to you. You take my hand and bring it to your mouth. You lick the back of my hand, I in return taste that spot. I taste you.
The bar is dark and crowded, and the music plays.

I Am

Posted Tue, 2006-10-17 18:43 by ucbearskin

I am the the wind in the pines in late December,
I am the shadow under the full moon.
I am the whisper above the leaves and,
the morning star that wakes the lovers
I am the teacher who has lived a thousand years,
shed a billion tears.
I am a rock contemplating an eternity of tomorrows.
I am the dream who takes those who cant dream,
to places only dreamt of.
And I am the river beneath the desert,

Autumn Woods

Posted Mon, 2006-10-16 13:32 by ucbearskin

He walked alone in Autumn woods,
the air was warm and sweet.
He walked alone in Autumn woods,
leaves rustled neath his feet.

The soft wind stroked his bearded face,
with fingers warmed by the sun.
And spoke to him of things that were,
and thing that were to come.

The path did wind around a bend,
beneath a golden tree.
And there he spied a single man,
sitting quietly.

house work?

Posted Fri, 2006-01-20 19:24 by ucbearskin

Attention Spell police" Vandal on the loose"

Everyone is working. Well I 'm not. So looks like the house work is up to me. This means by April 16th we will need a backhoe, and heavy grader for cleanup.
Lets start at the beginning. First cuppa coffee it poured, and dragged to basement,and not drunk, gotta take pupppy for a walk( love our puppy), back in for first cuppa coffee, and first cigatette ( oh please there are lots of smokers . so get over it)
Attempt first load of laundry, empty dryer load dryer, pile dry cloths on table ( crumudgeons DONT fold cloths) fill washer. take puppy for a walk ( we love our puppy). hit Bear 411.More coffee and cigarettes ( ya over it yet?)

more stuph

Posted Fri, 2005-10-28 12:11 by ucbearskin

'relationships;

Spell police , here we go again.
long distance relatiohnships, can be very heartbreaking. What do you do , when you fall for a guy and there is no chance to ever meet? Is this follie? i dont think so, you can still express yer love, after all sex is a small part of the relationship, you can always get sex with yuer hand or yer partner, this is a pure emotional thing. expressing love and getting this in return is away of holding on to others FRiends or partners, even though you will never meet them. I you have a partner, it is a safe way to have others in yer life, as long as this distant, persons doesn't intrude on you and yer partner.I feel if you get butterflys, all the other sighns of love have at it, as long as you are willing to handle the distance.

the freindly curmudgeon

Posted Tue, 2005-10-18 15:24 by ucbearskin

hiya
Since I have no idea how to do a blog, I will just write things as they cross my mind.
About me: I am 5'8" 275, bearded Polarbear. cursed with diabetes and bi-polarism.
Ya wont hear politice on here, that is what my sons blog is for ( he is August jr.(. yo wont hear any profound statements here. In fact I have no idea what you will hear.

If you belng to the "spell or typi police" just serve yer ticket and live with it. Not every one is blessed with nimble fingers, and a dictionary for a mind.If it wasn't for spell checkers I would be mute on here.
Another gripe I have is thatt here is more to my chatting then "hot" chatt. I am not a prude,I eve have a high libido and love hot chat , however people dont seem to know how to just chat with me.So bring on yer"hot chatt, bu ttempere it with some intelligent conversation. ( consider it forplay.)